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Home Runs For Some, Haircuts For All

You know your offense is running on all cylinders when not only do you get a 4 homer day from your hitters, but one of those slices of Weird Meat is from none other than Whiff Rick Ankiel. Now hitting with a robust slash line of 0.229/0.284/0.414, Rick has been an instrumental part of the maturation process of Bryce Harper, and has been a great mentor to Harper by all accounts.

And who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? Obviously, all of the time spent with the 19 year old wunderkind has rubbed off on Rick. That’s about the only thing that could explain this coiff:

AnkCut

‘I’ll have the Skrillex, kind sir. No wait, scratch that. Stop. STOP.’