Despite a discouraging loss at the hands of the Friars of San Diego (more specifically, former Washington National and the only two-time Tommy John surgery survivor position player Xavier Nady), last night’s game was full of entertainment. Let’s have a GIF’ed up recap of some of the highlights.
First, the kid pulling out her tooth on LIVE TELEVISION:https://www.instagram.com/p/nMP41FDOx3
Christ on a bike. Moving on…
Second, the rare pitcher-to-field switch, this one featuring a finely mulleted Andrew Cashner. Let’s have a look at Cashner’s outfield patrolling prowess!
Morse-esque with the range and grace out there. Inspiring.
But it doesn’t end there! More LF shenanigans ahoy, courtesy of Tommy Medica!
Fucking majestic. Ibañez-ian.
To be fair, Medica is a first baseman making the switch to the outfield, but for now, let’s just revel in the derpy glory.
Fingers out and pointed everyone…
Tooth pulling courtesy of Tom Block.
Screen grabs courtesy of yours truly via the MASN broadcast.
There aren’t many angles that haven’t been thoroughly assessed and dissected regarding the Padres – Dodgers game last night, which saw the teams brawl after Zack Greinke plunked Carlos Quentin with a high and tight 3-2 fastball. Apparently, the fracas spilled over into the hallways of Petco Park post-game, and there were pics taken. One was of particular interest to me.
Don’t try this at home or on the field, kids.